Hey Carl! Where you been?
Our dogs had puppies.
OK. Nothing to say about Covid or the US election, global warming or anything else topical?
Our dogs had puppies. Ten days ago. I’d hazard that’s reasonably topical?
Well, definitely for you but we thought you had a broader world view and opinions?
Always. But I can only talk/think about one thing at a time and at the moment I’m interested in dogs eating their owners.
Uhhh. Hello, my name is Carl, have we not met before?
OK, We’ll bite. Why are you thinking about dogs eating their owners?
Because lots of the kids friends and their parents have been coming over to see the puppies (Socially distanced of course) and the ooh’ing and aah’ing has become a little ‘tiresome’ to me shall we say. Don’t get me wrong, I love cats and dogs and had many over the years and they were all delicious. But all I’m saying is that if you were to die alone at home and your pet couldn’t get out it would drink from the toilet and eat you.
Why on earth do you feel the need to say that?
Lock-down fatigue – That topical enough for you? Anyway, too fatigued to write anymore and got to go now anyway.
Dogs need feeding…