“Nurse Knows Best”
Black = Male Nurse Speaking
Red = Me Thinking
Blue = Me Speaking
White Space = Male Nurse Thinking
- (Nurse) 4:10am “How are you sleeping?” – WTF? It’s 4:10!
- “I’m having bad dreams, I can’t sleep”
- 4:11am “Have you tried having a good dream to chase the bad ones away?” – SERIOUSLY?> WTF?
- 4:20am “You shouldn’t be awake, it’s not good for you. Try to sleep.”
- “My meds cause insomnia. Can you give me something to help knock me out?”
- “No, there’s nothing prescribed and the doctor is busy.”
- 4.30am “Try having a hot shower to relax yourself” – (he winks)
- SERIOUSLY? > You’re telling me to have a wank? WTF?
- 4:36am “Have you tried relaxing?” (Winks again)
- WTF? What is it with you and wanking?
- 4:39am “You should try lying on your bed, closing your eyes, breathe deeply and slowly and think of relaxing things”
- YOU’RE A FUCKING GENIUS…