General Humour, My Present

How to get served first in any shop queue…

This is a three part lesson –

  1. Forget you’re in the UK. People born and bred in the UK understand and respect the concept of “queueing”.
  2. Learn how to shout “Boss! Boss! Boss!” at the top of your voice…
  3. Practice throwing random amounts of money at the shop-keeper and walking out of the door with whatever you have just “purchased”.


Post-lesson note – practice sucking your teeth and looking offended (and aggressive) in case anyone takes umbridge at your behaviour…


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