General Humour, Mental Health

Life is like a box of chocolates…

“You never know what you’re going to get…”

Well, that’s true but it also isn’t.

Sometimes you know EXACTLY what you’re going to get.

If I watch Forrrest Gump – I KNOW I’m going to cry…

If I have a drink I KNOW I’m going to want another…

If I lose at Words With Friends I KNOW I’m going to be angry….

If I get criticised I KNOW I’ll be furious (but will hold it in)…

If I watch Avengers Assemble I KNOW I’ll get a hard-on…

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