I made a wager last night. It relates to how you can manipulate social media to achieve the results you want (or need) IF you play the game.

I said it’s easy. Same old story. Give them what they want. My partner did a quick bit of research on Google and gave me the top twenty key words that people (across the globe) are looking for. Here they are –

1. Jihad
2. Terrorism
3. Hangover
4. Burrito
5. Iraq
6. Taliban
7. Tom Cruise
8. Britney Spears
9. Homosexual
10. Botox
11. Viagra
12. David Beckham
13. Kate Moss
14. Dolly Buster
15. Car Bomb
16. I.A.E.A
17. Love
18. Bebo
19. MySpace
20, Marijuana

So. As this guy said.


Here. We. Go.

A couple of Jihadis were discussing terrorism. One had a terrible hangover. Which is funny because he shouldn’t have been drinking. Against his faith. But hey, he was about to meet 40 virgins so give the guy a break. “Would you care for a Burrito?” asked his friend. “No” he replied. They don’t make them the same as they did in Iraq. The Taliban screwed that up too.

“Did you hear Tom Cruise hooked up with Britney Spears?”

“Really? I always thought he was homosexual?”

“I’m not sure about that but he must use a hell of a lot of Botox.”

“And Viagra. If he’s with Britney anyway.”

“True. Did you hear about David Beckham? He’s been banging Kate Moss.”

“Gosh. Doesn’t surprise me. Moss is a real Dolly Buster.”

“Too true. She can set off a Car Bomb in my trousers anytime.”

“I’m rolling a big one. Got any Marijuana left?”

“Yeah. Here’s some. Use a page from this for a skin.” *tosses over the Koran*

“Ain’t that the I.A.E.A. – I love this shit. It’s the Bebo to my Homo.”

“Hey man. Don’t crowd my personal MySpace


See? Easy …


14 thoughts on “The game is on …

  1. Ok, I have to applaud this effort. Bravo, magnifico. On a side note.. no idea who Dolly was, so, googled here… yeah, that’s a bit NSFW (hehe)… Oh, and it’s Qur’an, unless you meant to misspell it, then nevermind.

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    1. Thanks – two more days to go then experiment over. I know about the Qur’an but out of fairness people in the West and East spell it many different ways. That was the spelling identified by Google as the most common though so I ran with that. I’m actually more surprised that no one asked WTF BeBo is! 😉

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