I had SUCH a good idea….
Really? What was it?
I can’t bloody remember….
It can’t have been that good then?
It was! It would been earth-shaking! It could have changed everything. Eradicated hunger, poverty and war…. Better than the wheel AND sliced bread.
So how come you can’t remember it?
OOhhh! I just did!
SO TELL US!
If I told you, I’d have to kill you!
You didn’t remember did you?
True. But that’s probably a good thing.
Why? You were going to make the world perfect! (Allegedly)
Yeah. But what I would have to complain, criticise and write about then?
Well, hopefully nothing.
Tough. I’m selfish like that…. 😉