As regular readers will know, I have often mentioned a variety of animals/pets.
Frogs, snails, the ubiquitous cats, dogs and oh yeah, snails. Again. I like snails.
Today it’s snakes.
Why Carl! – WHY?
Cos you might find it funny…
Now I used to have a flat-mate *name withheld* who had a snake called Grubby. Don’t ask me why. But it did shit on my bed a few times so it wasn’t an inappropriate name IMHO.
What type of snake was it?
Can’t remember. A yellow one.
Great fun. Ate live mice. Not horrible, just nature. But really quite interesting to watch. I can’t say I’m a 100% certain but I’m pretty sure they don’t last long on a vegetarian diet.
Anyway. *Name Withheld* used to take Grubby down the pub with us. Bit like a scarf.
Best chat-up lines ever…
Would you like to hold my snake?
Would you like to stroke my snake?
Touch my snake? It won’t bite. (But it could possibly crap on you)
I used to keep green water-dragons. Didn’t work quite as well.
But out of fairness.
They never crapped in my bed.
(I put them in my flat-mates room for that)