This is for Laurie Wetzel – An American or possibly Australian author friend (Nobody’s entirely sure where’s she from or where she lives…)
You’re a bit snarky
I’m what? I don’t even know what that means.
You know. Witty and quick.
That’s snarky? My girlfriend told me it’s premature.
You know what I mean. Hopefully.
I’ll tell her. “Don’t be disappointed honey, I’m just a bit snarky tonight.”
You’re in a group of ten hunting for a fictional beast?
Only if that “beast” is the orgasm you’re always complaining that you’ve never encountered. Are you suggesting that I find nine friends to help me find it for you?
Well that might do the job.
It’s a ‘job’ now? What do I get paid?
Minimum wage. And it’s your turn to do the washing up.
Brilliant. I’m going to party like it’s Nineteen Ninety Ni… Zzzzzz.