You know what I’m talking about. Not going to do it though. Believe me, I want to.
But I shan’t.
Well. It’s all getting a bit much now. Too much information, opinion, dis-information, outrage, hypocrisy etc. etc.
It’s all a bit too much isn’t it.
So what are you going to talk about?
Furniture polish and super-glue.
What the hell?
Well. They’re sitting on my desk.
I was polishing and gluing things.
D’uh… This isn’t isn’t very inspired writing today, if you don’t mind me saying.
I don’t mind at all. But doesn’t it make a change from ‘that’ and ‘them’?
And at least it is true. Those things are definitely there and those things definitely did happen. Except…
The furniture polish has been there for months. Untouched.
So you’re a liar?
It would appear so.
What about the glue?
Oh that’s true. I did just glue something.
What did you glue?
Not telling. I like to keep some air of mystery. 😉