Go on then Carl, shock us…

Our neighbor (Yes, those ones) just came down to give us a card and some small presents.

Anyway, we were chatting and I asked what they were eating over Christmas…

Oh, Turkey crown and we’ve got a ham.

Ooh! Us too. How are you going to prepare it? Are you going to do it with cloves and a glaze?

No I’m going to boil it and let it it rest in a pillow-case. I saw it online.

Oh yeah, you mean like muslin? A cotton pillow-case?

That’s right. I’m going to boil it and put it in a Muslim for a couple of days…

You couldn’t make this stuff up….

 

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