Anger, Annoyances, Behaviour, Blogging, Blogs, Commentary

Why can’t it be simple?

Hey! I didn’t realise you were still blogging?

Well. I’ve been busy. Battling.

Battling who?

Who you got?

Hmmmm. That seems a little adversarial if you don’t mind me saying.

Well, I do mind. I did warn you. I’m in ‘battling’ mode.

Ohhh Kayyy. Well I don’t want to get on your bad side. Would you mind telling us who’s upset you?

Bureaucracy. Bureaucrats. Public servants who seem to put paperwork, budgets and their own sense of self-importance above basic human decency.

Aaah. Now I’m beginning to understand. Why do you think that is?

I’d love to know myself. It seems that somewhere along the line people have forgotten that we’re all in this together and should try to make life easier for all of us to enjoy. Still, if being a mean-spirited, selfish person makes you feel better then I suppose that’s a basic human right.

That’s very noble of you. You surprise me.

I’m lying. I’m lulling you into a false sense of security before I destroy you and everything you hold dear with extreme prejudice.

Yay! That’s more like the Carl we know and love. 🙂

Make the most of it. And just hope you’re not on my ‘list’…. 😉

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