Mystery cheese? Should I even ask?
You’ll have to now won’t you.
*Sigh* What’s with the mystery cheese Carl?
I’m glad you asked. In the local shop last night I was staring dumbly at the chiller cabinet thinking about salami (which they didn’t have) and a pack of cheese caught my eye. It looked suspiciously like goats cheese which I love so bought it on an impulse.
Ooh! Was it goats cheese?
What was it then?
Aww. That’s a shame.
Not really. I’m saving it for the next time someone visits that I don’t really like. Got some stale biscuits somewhere too.