WTF? I mean, seriously, WTF?
Oh, you mean the worm collecting?
Ok, that’s there just because I heard it at a dinner party where someone asked what people’s hobbies were and that was one of the answers. I don’t actually collect worms myself but I’m assuming that if I were to I probably wouldn’t be very good at it.
Because you don’t like worms?
No, I’m fairly ambivalent about worms.
Why are we having this conversation?
I have no idea. YOU started it.
No I didn’t.
I think you did. I suggest you read back and check. You’ll find I’m correct.
Why do I talk to you?
Now that’s a much better question! Why do you talk to me?
It’s better than collecting worms?
There you go…