Is that you Carl? It’s alive! Alive… Alive… alive…
Yes. I’m still on the planet… allegedly...
Ooh, you’re not sounding your usual bolshoi self…
Yeah, it’s been a funny old year, kinda had the stuffing knocked out of me.
Sorry to hear that, although it does almost explain the weird title…
Well, part of my stuffing (that has been temporarily knocked out) must be creativity because I’ve been bereft of inspiration.
But there’s been so much going on in the world! Don’t you have any opinions anymore?
Of course I do but do I want to talk about them? No, I don’t. I’ve been converted by the old adage – ‘If you don’t have anything good to say then keep your bloody mouth shut because there’s more than enough misery as it is…’
Is that really how the saying goes?
Yes, sod off. My blog, my rules. (Hmmm, maybe a little bit of stuffing remains?)
We certainly hope so, we’ve missed your snarky takes on current events and human behaviour.
Well I promise I’ll try harder from now on. But no whinging or depressing stuff. You can watch the news for that.
So what’s next?
I’ve been cooking a lot recently. I may make some bread-crumbs and try my hand at stuffing.
Well, enjoy!
‘Eff off…
Nice to see you back, you old bird.
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