? – We thought you were supposed to be a writer Carl?
I am a bloody writer you muppets…
So why are you no good at messaging?
Ahhh, I do understand why you may ask that….
I, unfortunately, in the name of consistency and being a little bit OCD didn’t want to upset my run of ‘Things I’m No Good At’ series….
Are you avoiding answering the question?
Possibly, but I like to think I’m a good man and shall answer your question.
Oh, sorry. I’m taking a break from Instant Messaging and texting. It causes nothing but trouble. I’m very pedantic and slightly insane and it can annoy and frustrate me greatly to the point where I destroy things. I’m going to go old skool and just voice.
WHAT????? Only talk on the phone? Are you insane?
Didn’t I just say that?
Oh yeah. Sorry.
See, this is the problem with writing stuff. You people never actually read it….