Sorry, what Carl? You’re apologising for smiling at people? Being nice?
Why on earth should you have to say sorry for being nice?
Very good point. The thing is, I live in London, a huge metropolis of approximately 8.5 million people.
And you insist on smiling at all of them? You must be exhausted.
Not just that. When I’m experiencing hypomania I also, wait for it, talk to people too!
Well, we admire your ambition if nothing else.
Thank-you. However, there are some issues that can arise out of this happiness, exuberance and energetic behaviour. Apparently I’m a ‘pouncer’….
You sell short weights on things?
Idiot. No, I ‘pounce’ on people and insist on making them listen to me. Especially on buses.
Can’t that be dangerous in a big, violent city like London?
Nah. Only if it’s the driver. Then it can get messy… 😉