Huh? Why on earth can you not walk into people using mobile phones Carl? Are you blind?
Yes, I’m totally blind. I’m writing this using speech to text. That’s why there are so many grammatical and spelling mistakes. That’s my excuse anyway.
But really, why do you walk into people using mobile phones?
Well, it’s not so much I walk into them but let them walk into me. It’s a new game I’ve invented. It’s great fun.
Does this new game have a name?
Absolutely, I’m going to copyright it. It’s called Totally Scare The Shit Out Of Teenagers Who Don’t Look Where They’re Going Because They’re Obsessed With Their Phone And Walk Into Someone Scary Who’s Much Bigger Than They Are.
I like it. I’m thinking of making it into an app….