Can’t be bothered to write anything new cos too busy sun-bathing but I am undeservedly proud of this old one I stumbled upon
âWithout Spam we wouldnât have been able to feed our armyâ. â Nikita Khrushchev
Spam is âmixed-upâ canned meat consisting mainly of pork shoulder plus additives. Of course many people believe it to contain more unsavoury cuts such as snout. The truth of this is debatable.
Why are you spam?
Easy. I too am a little âmixed-upâ and you can never be quite sure what youâre going to get. I talk about aliens, pants and Post Offices for crying out loud!
Why are you pink?
Well, Iâm a little embarrassed writing this very personal piece plus if someone else can be a âcolorâ then so can I. Iâm pink and if youâve got a problem with that I shall out you on Twitter.
Do you contain unsavoury body parts?
Of course I do! I also have a few on the outside. People tell me I have nice eyes though.
Do you comeâŠ
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