Quicksand…

*Sigh* You’re going to get all political again aren’t you?

No. Not really.

So, what about quicksand?

Well. We’re all up to our necks in it aren’t we?

I’m not.

Are you sure? You use the internet don’t you?

Well obviously. I wouldn’t be reading this piece of crap if I wasn’t.

Ah. But therein lies the rub. That’s Shakespeare by the way.

I know that!

Good. Well seeing you know that, how come you don’t know you’re drowning in quicksand?

What blooming quicksand? I’m sitting on my sofa at home!

The quicksand on your screen that’s sucking you in and drowning you in lies, disinformation, unwanted/unneeded opinions about everything and just general, well let’s face it, crap.

Ah. I see where you’re coming from now.

Good. So you going to turn it off now?

Don’t be stupid…..