“You never know what you’re going to get…”
Well, that’s true but it also isn’t.
Sometimes you know EXACTLY what you’re going to get.
If I watch Forrrest Gump – I KNOW I’m going to cry…
If I have a drink I KNOW I’m going to want another…
If I lose at Words With Friends I KNOW I’m going to be angry….
If I get criticised I KNOW I’ll be furious (but will hold it in)…
If I watch Avengers Assemble I KNOW I’ll get a hard-on…